Sunday, October 27, 2019

Just for Fun ~



Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless". 

A few more fun ones ~

- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

- The batteries were given out free of charge.

- A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail.

- A will is a dead giveaway.

- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

- A boiled egg is hard to beat.

- When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

- Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three year old was resisting a rest.

- Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.

- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

- When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

- Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.

- Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.

Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

9 comments:

Julie - My Primitive Heart said...

Hi Lauren,
You made me laugh today!!! For some reason, I felt like I was reading Jimmy Durante jokes, or Bob Hope, or Red Skelton!! Such funny men!!!! Loved them all!!!!
Hope you have a wonderful week!!!
Heart Hugs~
Julie xo

denise said...

A good laugh!🤣😂

moosecraft said...

Good stuff!

acorn hollow said...

thanks for the laugh on this rainy monday morning.
Cathy

Julia said...

Ah, Lauren you are the best at making me laugh. I love that kind of foolishness. lol... I don't know how you find them but keep them coming once in a while.
Happy Halloween.
Hugs, Julia

The Eveningstitcher said...

Those are too funny!!! That little pug is adorable!!

Prims By The Water said...

Thanks for all the laughs. These cracked me up! Also love the cute pug. Janice

Jennie in GA said...

Hilarious!!

JustGail said...

Thanks for the laugh!