Here he is after a good scrubbing.
And finally outside! His eyes need a touch up . . . maybe next year.
Thanks Sue!!! I love friends who "understand" me.
Now for Dirty Santa part 2. There are a bunch of hookers who have been hooking together for years. Some us go back 12-13 years. This month we had a white elephant gift exchange and played Dirty Santa. It doesn't happen often, but I ended up with the same bag of goodies that I got in the first round. These vintage items were found at a garage sale of an "older lady". (And I was told she had many more!) I will just show you the boxes of two of the items (the third was unboxed and is very X-rated). Use your imagination. We were all laughing hysterically as I opened them. Wind up Willy still works!
Hooker friends are THE BEST!
Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs 😊
Lauren
12 comments:
OMG, based on the second item I can imagine what the newer more modern item looked like. Funny post and think I'd like that lady!
Cute Santa after his shower and a huge LOL!!!! over your “gifts” and the garage sale lady bold enough to include them in her sale!!
Love the blow mold great gift. And I never heard of dirty Santa but pretty funny.
Cathy
Acornhollow
Anything to keep a hooker happy.
All I can say is, enjoy. The Santa I mean.
And, pray tell, how, exactly, dost thou know that Wind-up Willy still works????? And now I will never think of "blow"-mold Santas the same either. Geesh...you might have to surrender your twin forename. ;-) ~apparently not the real "e" t~
Oh my goodness what laughs you must have had going thru those old "gifts" !!! Your Santa is very cool !!
Oh Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. I am shocked and appalled at this. I'm not sure we can continue to be friends. :) And what happened to the old adage, "What happens at hooking stays at hooking."
What an awesome present in that blow mold Santa. Too funny on the gift exchange. Janice
Hahaha... Girl, better not run for public office is all I can say. There are some who can easily dig up dirt on people. I'm still laughing... Love that big Santa.
Have a great weekend. Hugs
Julia
Hooker friends are the best, My Mother always said the road to hell was paved with good intentions, wish other Mothers had taught their children this.
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