Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Dirty Santa x2 ~

Friend Sue from Vernon Junction knows I love vintage blow mold Santas.  This summer she gifted me with this Santa that must be 3' tall.  He was dirty . . . filthy dirty.  All summer I planned to bathe him outside when the weather was warm but the road to hell is paved with good intentions 😁  The other day I carried him up to the shower.  He was much dirtier than he looks.

Here he is after a good scrubbing.

And finally outside!  His eyes need a touch up . . . maybe next year.


Thanks Sue!!!  I love friends who "understand" me.

Now for Dirty Santa part 2.  There are a bunch of hookers who have been hooking together for years.  Some us go back 12-13 years.  This month we had a white elephant gift exchange and played Dirty Santa.  It doesn't happen often, but I ended up with the same bag of goodies that I got in the first round.  These vintage items were found at a garage sale of an "older lady".  (And I was told she had many more!)  I will just show you the boxes of two of the items (the third was unboxed and is very X-rated).  Use your imagination.  We were all laughing hysterically as I opened them.  Wind up Willy still works!


Hooker friends are THE BEST!

Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs 😊
Lauren

6 comments:

Saundra said...

OMG, based on the second item I can imagine what the newer more modern item looked like. Funny post and think I'd like that lady!

Maureen said...

Cute Santa after his shower and a huge LOL!!!! over your “gifts” and the garage sale lady bold enough to include them in her sale!!

acorn hollow said...

Love the blow mold great gift. And I never heard of dirty Santa but pretty funny.
Cathy
Acornhollow

marly said...

Anything to keep a hooker happy.

Sue Swank said...

All I can say is, enjoy. The Santa I mean.

TheCrankyCrow said...

And, pray tell, how, exactly, dost thou know that Wind-up Willy still works????? And now I will never think of "blow"-mold Santas the same either. Geesh...you might have to surrender your twin forename. ;-) ~apparently not the real "e" t~