Just For Fun ~

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries .....

the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,

I found out that she was referring to " my credit card".

I have been asked to shop "elsewhere in the future".

They need to make their instructions to Seniors ~ more clear!