Just for Fun ~

To write with a broken pencil is . . . Pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . Take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . . . Got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.


The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . .Was on

shaky ground.



The batteries were given out . . . Free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

 A will is a . . . Dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist . . . You can get repossessed.

 With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . And a dress.

 Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you . . .A-flat miner.

 You are stuck with your debt if . . . You can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: . . . The LAN down under.

 A boiled egg is . . . Hard to beat.


When you've seen one shopping center . . . You've seen a mall.



Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .
Resisting a rest.



The fellow whose whole left side was cut off . . . He's all right now.



If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . Jog your

memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone . . . It is two tired.



In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism . . . It's

your Count that votes.



When a clock is hungry . . .. It goes back four seconds.


The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . Was fully recovered.


He had a photographic memory . . . Which was never developed.



Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . Exposed in the

end.


When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . She thought she'd

dye.

Happy weekend to you.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren
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