With time,
women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information
and
wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”
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Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!
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Pug hugs :)
Lauren
Lauren
13 comments:
Oh I love it. and I intend to use it. cause I am super smart and not just in my ass.
cathy
Funny, funny! It explains so much!
Courtney
OMG....I'm a freaking genius. LOL
I used to be a genius then I wasn't and now I'm getting smarter again. JB
Oh perfect!!!
Lauren~
Too funny!! I have to pass this along.
Have a wonderful evening~Becky
i must be the repository for all the worls's greatest knowledge!
Ha ha! Good one! :)
I must be brilliant ~ and getting even smarter!! It's bigger than both of us!! Thanks for the laugh!
OMG! I can't wait to use this one! Thanks for the laugh!
Teri♥♥♥
Love it!!! I always said I'd rather be a smart -ass than a dumb ass!!!
Too funny Lauren, I guess that makes me feel alittle better about gaining weight.
Hi Lauren , I must be a genius, here all along I thought it was because I was eating too much and now I know the real truth.. This is too cute.. Will be sharing was some of my friends.
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