Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Shamelessly Stolen . . .

. . . from an email I received from Kim over at Millie's Mats.  (Thanks, Kim!)

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke


* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.


Cheri back to larkrise said...


TheCrankyCrow said...

Like I told Kim - I'm disillusioned....I truly thought Margaritas made me sing beautifully! ;o) Love it!! Smiles & Hugs ~ Robin

My Colonial Home said...

LOL, I love this Lauren....lol


The Barn Door said...

Haha....tooo funny

Janice said...

This is GREAT! Thanks for the laugh.

moosecraft said...

Ah yes... the "wonder drug"! lol! Thanks for the giggles this morning!

acorn hollow said...

my favorite drink! Very cute post.

Tammy Burks said...

They can SOOOO make you able to sing!

Kim said...

Lol, glad you enjoyed the advice. Margaritas for everyone!!

Julia said...

OK, I'm joining everyone with some Margaritas and Kim is paying, ha,ha.

prims by olde lady morgan said...

Lauren, I think I MUST drink more Margaritas!!!! Love this! OLM

Susan At Glen Oaks Primitives said...

Hi, Lauren, this is a riot! I read it at 4am this morning and I just called my daughter who I
forwarded this to via email. I'm still laughing.
Those pugs are adorable, they look like they are
laughing, too! Hey, can I borrow your "Proud To
Be A Hooker" button? More laughing...
Warm Regards,

Doris said...

Love those Margaritas!!!!!

Beckyjean said...

Margaritas~Gotta love em!! Giggles!!


Sassafras and Winterberry said...

That so explains my impromptu singing of Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby Magee" one crazy night! Yes---REALLY! ;-)