There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries .....
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my Congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to " my credit card".
I have been asked to shop "elsewhere in the future".
They need to make their instructions to Seniors ~ more clear!