Wednesday, November 27, 2013


An oldie but goodie :)

How to cook a turkey ~

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey 
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Thanks so much for stopping by.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Pug hugs :)


Dog Trot Farm said...

Happy Thanksgiving Lauren...Hugs from Maine, Julie.

Julia said...

Lots of laughs, this is too funny.
Happy Thanksgiving Lauren.

dogwoodfarm said...

Happy Thanksgiving!
Great picture!

acorn hollow said...

still cute have a wonderful thanksgiving my friend

The Evening Stitcher said...

sounds like a better recipe than the one I've been using! I will probably need a swig or two of that whiskey around noon tomorrow! Have a great Thanksgiving, Lauren!!

Weekend-Windup said...

Sounds so easy to make. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Alice ~ Folk Art Primitives said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Lauren!

Primitive Stars said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and the Pugs, Francine.

Kim said...

LOL That is cute. Happy Thanksgiving.

Saundra said...

Funny, don't think I've ever read or heard that one before. Happy Thanksgiving.


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Earlene said...

You are so funny Lauren...LOL
Sweet picture of pie and pug!!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving