Wednesday, November 27, 2013

HAPPY THANKSGIVING ~



An oldie but goodie :)

How to cook a turkey ~

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey 
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out


Thanks so much for stopping by.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

12 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving Lauren...Hugs from Maine, Julie.

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  2. Lots of laughs, this is too funny.
    Happy Thanksgiving Lauren.
    Hugs,
    JB

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  3. Happy Thanksgiving!
    Great picture!
    xo

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  4. still cute have a wonderful thanksgiving my friend
    Cathy

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  5. sounds like a better recipe than the one I've been using! I will probably need a swig or two of that whiskey around noon tomorrow! Have a great Thanksgiving, Lauren!!

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  6. Sounds so easy to make. Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  7. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Lauren!

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  8. Happy Thanksgiving to you and the Pugs, Francine.

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  9. LOL That is cute. Happy Thanksgiving.

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  10. Funny, don't think I've ever read or heard that one before. Happy Thanksgiving.

    Saundra

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  11. You are so funny Lauren...LOL
    Sweet picture of pie and pug!!!!!
    Happy Thanksgiving
    Hugs
    Earlene

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