Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Just for Fun ~


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE.........

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

{{Do you ever wonder why you're reading my blog?}}

And since a post wouldn't be complete without a picture,
here is our Loocie the day we got her, 
April 2, 2006, 
taking a look at our "practice pug".

Pug hugs :)


Dog Trot Farm said...

Oh my, I'll sleep on those questions! Sweet little pugs...goodnight.

Primitives By The Light of The Moon said...

Now some of those questions really get you to thinking and yes I tried out the tune of ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star :)

marly said...

The string and the vacuum cleaner - I do it all the time. I will wear out the carpet until that darn thing picks up that string! Cute pug pic.

acorn hollow said...

you are such a deep thinker :)
love it as always and yes I am the odd one.

Cherry's Prairie Primitives said...

I lOVE IT!!!!!!

BumbleBeeLane said...

Oh no Lauren.Now you got my brain thinking to early in the morning..smile..

weaverpat said...

It's fun posts like that which make me say 'A-haaaah!! That's why I read her posts!' LOL!

Mugwump Woolies said...

So funny...so true!

Sassafras and Winterberry said...

I always love these posts of yours! Thanks for the chuckle!

jody said...

i love your blog lauren and wow youve given me alot to think about and im only on my 1st cup of coffee! cute picture! i have a practice corgi also! enjoy your day!

Janice said...

These are all so good. And, yes, I started test-singing the ABC song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!

Larkrise garden girl said...

Great post I'll be thinking about blowing on a dogs face for a while. Darling Pugs!!!

Julia said...

Oh Lauren I just love your post. You're never boring. There's always something interesting and this post is no exception.
I just cracked up on the on question about "Why is bra singular and panties, plural?" I've been wearing those since... well, for a long long time and that question never occurred to me.
I sang the ABC and the Twinkle Twinkle song. You got me there...

Always love seeing pictures of the pugs. Just so cute.
Thanks for the laugh Lauren.
Hugs, JB

TheCrankyCrow said...

Dang you...now you're the EVIL one in this twin arrangement. I'll be trying to figure out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song all night long. :o! Great post....Smiles & Hugs ~ Robin (Ummmmm....what's a "practice pug???")

Michelle~Sugar House Creations said...

Baby oil, lol. Thanks for the laugh. :-)