The Secret of a Long Life . . .
Bless her little heart . . . how sweet . . . the secret to long life . . . this has been around, but it still warms the cockles of my heart . . .
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied.
And just for fun, I'm giving away these olive and pickle forks I've made. Leave a comment on this post or drop me an email with give-away in the subject line. I'll pick a winner at the end of the week. Not exactly sure when because it's going to be another busy week :( My only "rule" is that the winner will need to contact me within 3 days.
Thanks so much for stopping by.
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