Sunday, May 17, 2015

Just for Fun ~


The Secret of a Long Life . . .

Bless her little heart . . . how sweet . . . the secret to long life . . . this has been around, but it still warms the cockles of my heart . . .

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied.


And just for fun, I'm giving away these olive and pickle forks I've made.  Leave a comment on this post or drop me an email with give-away in the subject line.  I'll pick a winner at the end of the week.  Not exactly sure when because it's going to be another busy week :(   My only "rule" is that the winner will need to contact me within 3 days.   



Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

29 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Oh I loved this post....I have won one of your past giveaways so,don't feel you should put my name in but darn your forks are cute. Have a good week.

Karen Larsen said...

I love this lady. She looks like a troll doll, which I think are ADORABLE! I'd love to win your adorable creations....so, throw my name in a hat. Thanks!

marly said...

I never saw that woman! LOL! Love your creations but I avoid entertaining as much as humanly possible. I could use them to poke someone though. Best not include me.

weaverpat said...

Thanks for a good laugh!

JR Bush said...

Dat Phoney!! What a way to go! The little forks are
soooo cute. Just got back from Asheville to see the
Downton Exhibit at the Biltmore Estate. It was very
nicely done. It will be in 7 more places in the States.
Julia

Julia said...

OMG that is funny Lauren. I really needed that today...
Some days are just not a bed of roses...

I love,love,love to win those forks. Nice long handles and I love those curly tines.
Have a great week.
Hugs,
JB

Primitive Stars said...

I love her, made me smile....I would love those forks, I would be happy to win them in your give-away. Hugs Francine.

Glenda said...

Love those forks!

denise said...

Those forks are too cute! Pathname in the pot,please!!!

denise said...

Those forks are too cute! Pathname in the pot,please!!!

denise said...

Those forks are too cute!! Love them!!

denise said...

Those forks are too cute!! Love them!!

acorn hollow said...

Oh I do love your post. I use to live next door to an old man who took a shot of whiskey with breakfast lunch and dinner he called it his heart medicine.
I have won before so don't put me in but I am sure going to have to buy them from you.
Cathy

Bobbie said...

I love those, Lauren!!! They would look perfect for all the get togethers I have....Hope your going to be selling them at the Western Reserve!!

Dog Trot Farm said...

Lauren, I love these...fun to use at picnics...Have a great Monday!

Sue Tokash said...

I've already won your wonderful silverware art so skip me for this but I just had to say how cute the forks look.

Betsy said...

Love the forks. How fun....what a conversation piece. So enjoy your blog.

Kathleen said...

Quintessential summertime forks - love the '40' year old - she is my role model!

Kim said...

I've won before so I won't be greedy but those are just too darn cute. And I think they are flipping us off which I LOVE. Hehe

marie said...

I've never seen anything like those forks before, would love to win them.

Jennie in GA said...

Catching up on your wonderful blog and LMAO :-)). By the way, would love to be a winner. These forks are just too darned cute!

Julia said...

Well apparently I forgot to mention give-away so I'm mentioning it now. I'd love to win your give-away Lauren.
I'd be thinking of you each time I ate a pickle or an olive and those utensils would last a life time. :^)
Hugs,
JB

twoives said...

Quite clever! I would love to win this giveaway!

debra said...

i just did a comment but it did not show try try again-- these are gresa how can you part with them--we are a condiment family for sure they would be going to a good and loved home and used daily thanks for the opportunity to win those lovely utensils thanks

Jo said...

Love the forks and would love to win!!

Farm Girl said...

Gosh that was so funny. You know I still love my garden silver ware you made last year, I would love to be entered in this year too.
I just love those silver things you make.

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Miccosukee said...

Love all your silver garden markers and just about everything you do. However since I was lucky recently, don't include me in this giveaway. I just enjoy reading your blog.

woolwoman said...

Lauren - I love the pickle and olive forks - I'd love to win a set ! Hope I'm not too late - thanks Mel