Just for Fun ~

Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish" or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless". 

A few more fun ones ~

- When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

- The batteries were given out free of charge.

- A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail.

- A will is a dead giveaway.

- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

- A boiled egg is hard to beat.

- When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

- Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three year old was resisting a rest.

- Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.

- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

- He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

- When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

- Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.

- Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.

Thanks so much for stopping by.

Pug hugs :)
Lauren