Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is is that doctors call what they do "practice".
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Only in America . . .
Only in America . . . do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes up front.
Only in America . . . do people order double cheeseburgers, large fires and a diet coke.
Only in America . . . do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America . . . do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America . . . do they have drive up ATMs with Braille lettering.
Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren
Thanks so much for stopping by.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren
Oh lauren 😂😂😂🤣🤣. Oh so I true, I’ve thought of many of those thousands of times.....crazy world we live in....
ReplyDeleteHope all s well...another good post.....
Blessings
Rhonda
LOL thanks for the chuckles
ReplyDeletegood questions
ReplyDeleteAlways love when you post those
ReplyDeletecathy
Lots of good questions Lauren. Thanks for the chuckles this morning. A great way to start my day.
ReplyDeleteHugs, Julia
So interesting...and mind boggling....thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteHar har har.
ReplyDeleteHi Lauren,
ReplyDeleteYou gave me a good laugh today, my friend!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
By the way, do you happen to have the answers to any of those questions???
Hope you are having a wonderful week!!! Those pugs are just too sweet!!!!
Heart Hugs~
Julie xo
Excellent observations and all true!!
ReplyDeleteLove all these observations 😂
ReplyDeleteRose
Good ones....LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteFun post !!!
ReplyDeleteLOL All so true! TFS Janice
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