Too Funny Not to Pass Along ~



 

With time,

women gain weight

because we accumulate so much information

 and

wisdom in our heads

that when there is no more room,

it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.

So we aren't heavy,

we are enormously cultured,

educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt

in the mirror I will think,

“Good grief, look how smart I am!”

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Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

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Pug hugs :)
Lauren