Saturday, May 13, 2017

Happy Mother's Day ~




Welcome, dear friends!  I know I've posted these before but they still make me laugh :)

MOTHER'S DAY QUIPS

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:

"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
 

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:

"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"


HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:

"Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall.
But would you listen to me? Noooo!"


COLUMBUS' MOTHER:


"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"



MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:

"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"


ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:

"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"


MARY'S MOTHER:

"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."


BATMAN'S MOTHER:


"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"


GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:

"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"



ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:

"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"


JONAH'S MOTHER:

"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."



SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:


"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line.
Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"



THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:

"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"


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Well, I still have not started to pack.  I am a master procrastinator.  The lawn needs to be mowed and clothes need to be ironed.  So what am I doing?  Wasting time on this dang machine . . . lol. It will get done.  I guess the above cartoon was written for me (except I know that I am one).
 
Happy, happy Mother's Day to you and Happy Mother's Day to my mom who I'm sure is smiling down on me.
 
Thanks for stopping by.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

17 comments:

Saundra said...

Happy Mother's Day to you also. Well, my wool is packed and no where to go damn it.

NMK said...

Happy mother's Day to you too ! This was a funny post ! Have Fun .... there is always tomorrow to get things done !

Julia said...

Happy Mother's Day Lauren, I wonder what my mother would say, lol... Are you going to eat all that big bowl of ice cream? hahaha.

I've been weeding all day and it hot ((( not complaining))) but I need to rest and cool down. I've got the lawn cut in the back and it's almost time to get to work at the barn now.

I'm pro crastinating too. I haven't started designing my challenge rug yet even though I've been saying I would.
Hugs, Julia

Miccosukee said...

Happy Mother's Day, Lauren. Kelley and I both are facing our first mother's day without our moms. We know they are a peace and will forever be in our hearts.

Jennie in GA said...

I still miss my mom terribly and it has been 10 years. Happy Mother's Day to all. I am definitely the person in the cartoon...LOL.

Barbara Shores ~ Village Folk Art said...

And to you Lauren,
Enjoy with Peace, Love and Blessings, Barb

denise said...

Happy Mother's day!

elaine allerton said...

Lauren,,, enjoy ur posts!! Have a wonderful weekend! Love the quotes!!

Mugwump Woolies said...

Happy Mother's Day, Lauren!
Robyn

Jacqueline said...

happy Mother's day to you too Lauren. Have a fun time

Prims By The Water said...

Enjoyed reading all of the mother's sayings. Hope you have a fabulous Mother's Day! Janice

HomeSpunPrims said...

Happy Mother's Day, Lauren! Lori

acorn hollow said...

Happy Mother's day Lauren now get to those chores so you can go have some fun.
cathy

Margaret said...

Happy Mother's Day! Enjoyed the laugh!

Farm Girl said...

I hope you had a lovely day Lauren,
Have a wonderful time this week. It sounds fantastic.

Julie - My Primitive Heart said...

Hi Lauren,
I'm so late, but still hope you had a lovely Mother's Day!! Loved all the Mother's Day Quips! Hope you enjoy your rug camp!!
Have a great week!
Heart Hugs~
Julie

Larkrise garden girl said...

Those were hilarious! Thomas Edison was my favorite.