MOTHER'S DAY QUIPS
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall.
But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary,but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line.
Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
I posted these quips a few years ago, but they still make me laugh.
Happy, happy Mother's Day to you and Happy Mother's Day to my mom who I'm sure is smiling down on me.
Thanks for the visit.