Friday, March 2, 2012

Just for Fun ~




To write with a broken pencil is . . . Pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . Take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar . . . Got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles . . . U.C.L.A.


The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . .Was on

shaky ground.



The batteries were given out . . . Free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.

 A will is a . . . Dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist . . . You can get repossessed.

 With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . And a dress.

 Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you . . .A-flat miner.

 You are stuck with your debt if . . . You can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: . . . The LAN down under.

 A boiled egg is . . . Hard to beat.


When you've seen one shopping center . . . You've seen a mall.



Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .
Resisting a rest.



The fellow whose whole left side was cut off . . . He's all right now.



If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . Jog your

memory.


A bicycle can't stand alone . . . It is two tired.



In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism . . . It's

your Count that votes.



When a clock is hungry . . .. It goes back four seconds.


The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . Was fully recovered.


He had a photographic memory . . . Which was never developed.



Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . Exposed in the

end.


When she saw her first strands of gray hair . . . She thought she'd

dye.

Happy weekend to you.
Pug hugs :)
Lauren

P.S.  Blogger - 1   Me - 0
Blogger will NOT let me space things evenly and I give up.  Blogger wins!

13 comments:

  1. Haha, very cute - especially the grey hair one.
    P.S. Blogger usually wins!

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  2. Thank you, needed the smile tonight :)

    Tiff

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  3. Oh Lauren,
    You keep me in stitches! Thank-you!!!
    Hugs!
    Cathy G

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  4. Lauren, these puns are hysterical.
    I don't know where you come up with these funny things.
    Hugs,
    Susan

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  5. Ha! Love 'em!! Really needed a smile 'bout now....you gave me many. (Yeah, I'm on the same scoreboard with you with the spacing stuff....for an OCD'er like me, can almost push me over the edge some days.....) Happy Weekend right back atcha! Smiles & Hugs ~ Robin

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  6. I think these are a hoot!!!

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  7. Oh, these are good. Thanks for the laugh.

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  8. FUN....I love these kinds of things Lauren!
    karen

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