Monday, March 14, 2011

Too Funny Not to Pass Along ~


 
With time,
women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information
 and
wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”

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Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

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Pug hugs :)
Lauren

13 comments:

acorn hollow said...

Oh I love it. and I intend to use it. cause I am super smart and not just in my ass.
cathy

Sassafras and Winterberry said...

Funny, funny! It explains so much!
Courtney

Kim said...

OMG....I'm a freaking genius. LOL

Julia said...

I used to be a genius then I wasn't and now I'm getting smarter again. JB

The Barn Door said...

Oh perfect!!!

Beckyjean said...

Lauren~

Too funny!! I have to pass this along.

Have a wonderful evening~Becky

weaverpat said...

i must be the repository for all the worls's greatest knowledge!

primitivebettys said...

Ha ha! Good one! :)

Alice ~ Folk Art Primitives said...

I must be brilliant ~ and getting even smarter!! It's bigger than both of us!! Thanks for the laugh!

Teri said...

OMG! I can't wait to use this one! Thanks for the laugh!
Teri♥♥♥

Tamera's Craft Palace said...

Love it!!! I always said I'd rather be a smart -ass than a dumb ass!!!

Sheila said...

Too funny Lauren, I guess that makes me feel alittle better about gaining weight.

Nettie said...

Hi Lauren , I must be a genius, here all along I thought it was because I was eating too much and now I know the real truth.. This is too cute.. Will be sharing was some of my friends.