Friday, March 25, 2011

Chicken Poop Lip Junk ~

I have to say
this is one of the more unusual
birthday presents I've ever received.
My MUCH older brother
{by 2 yrs and 11 days}
gave this to me.
Grandpa says:
"If ya got dry lips,
put chicken poop on 'em
so you won't lick 'em!"
Under the list of ingredients it says
"contains no poop".  DUH!
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Thanks for all you kind comments
on my skating (mis)adventure.
I think I'm even more sore today
than yesterday.
Hard to believe that your butt
can ache . . . lol!
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I took the day off today
and planned to accomplish miracles.
It hasn't quite happened.
I slept past 9:30 . . .
I thought I died and went to heaven,
but it sure did cut in to the morning.
Oh, well.
There's always tomorrow.
The sun is shining but it is COLD
here on Ohio's north coast.
We had flurries this morning
but thankfully nothing stayed on the ground.
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As always, thank you so much
for stopping by.
Have a great weekend.
Pug hugs :)


  1. Brothers!! What more can I say? Pretty funny, though! Hope your aches heal up quickly. It's cold here too in MA...we had flurries yesterday, but I saw blooming crocuses on my ride home today!
    Have a good weekend!

  2. Lol. I can't imagine my lips ever getting dry enough to try that. Too funny.

  3. Hi Lauren,
    I noticed the chicken poop lip gloss was from free range chickens. That's good as I certainly wouldn't want to put chicken poop from penned up chickens on my lips!! LOL
    Well hope those aches keep getting better.
    Cathy G

  4. Your title caught my eye and I had to rush over and check it out! Those brothers think they are pretty funny sometimes!!I too hope your aches and pains go away soon!

  5. Oh, I love it! I'm kind of obsessed with lips: lipstick, chapstick, Carmex, Lip-Medics...well, you get the idea. I will have to look this one up! Hope you are feeling better soon:) SUE

  6. Hi Lauren...what a funny lip balm...never heard of it but it's gotta work with a name like that! lol
    Thanks for


  7. glad you had the day off. and super glad you slept in. It is cold here to and we have had snow flurries all week. They will sell a lot of that just for gag gifts alone. Hope your aches go away.

  8. Ah Lauren - sorry you are "sorer" today! Poor you! Guess that's why we weren't born with wheels on our feet! Just kidding!

    Oh that brother of yours is silly! Chicken poop - too funny

    Sleeping in now and then can be a good thing!

  9. Hi Lauren, this is too funny. Do you think that your much older brother would have picked lip balm if it wasn't called Chicken Poop Lip Balm? I should think not , so the name must have caught brother's eye. The little rascal... I hope that you behind will feel much better tomorrow.

    Have a great weekend. JB

  10. Ewwww, yuck Lauren!!! The name alone would keep me from using it!!

  11. Happy Belated Birthday!I have to say, we are in love with Chicken Poop Lip Balm. We buy it at Myers Poultry when we pick up the new chicks or chicken food. It makes it all that more creepy -- like they could actually manufacture it there!!

  12. Hi Lauren,
    Sometimes the biggest miracle of having a day off is just having time to do nothing. Especially after the skating incident. Hope the aches and pains go away soon.
    The Chicken Poop lip balm is just too strange!!!

  13. My mom got my hubby and all the guys chicken poop for Christmas. He really liked it better than Chap stick. He thought it was the greatest thing. So try it.

  14. Hi Lauren, Hope your back side feels better soon. I am sure it makes sitting around resting not as enjoyable. Bummer. Take care. Lisa

  15. Brothers are great. That is toooo funny!! Hope your aches are better today.

  16. Hi Lauren,
    Happy late B-day ... hope you got a better gift than chicken poop ... LoL! I do however like the "If ya got dry lips,put chicken poop on 'em so you won't lick 'em!" True if ya think about it.
    Sorry your butt hurts ... I broke my tailbone about 6 years sgo ... So I know first hand what a butt ache feels like.
    LOVE your new mat! And I'm still working on all the great bag of worms you sent!
    Thanks again! And I hope you stop hurting.


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